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nicodicat:

DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS POST SELFIES AND THEY’RE JUST SO CUTE AND ADORABLE THAT YOU KIND OF JUST image

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

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deucebasket:

I wonder who first saw a horse and said “dude I want to sit on that thing and make it take me places”

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baby:t-t-t-t-
mommy:toys? are you gonna say toys??
baby:t-t-tough shit
pornstache mendez:nice

dynastylnoire:

prayforprada:

Me blogging

relevant

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laughburnscalories:

"hey remember when you liked-"
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"hey remember when you-"
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"hey remember when-"
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zohbugg:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

MATILDA’S SHADE GAME IS SO STRONG I LOVE IT

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postwhitesociety:

theworldsafire:

chasingthathigh:

Beyonce - Mine feat. Drake - Kaelynn KK Harris - Choreography

She did that!!!!

had no choice but to reblog

i love the little girls watching her in amazement

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levithedisneyprincess:

xdw94xd:

This is apparently coming out in 3 days.

In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think

I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.

It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.

I’m just glad nobody was near me.

Alright yall sit your asses down I’m telling you a story

I have this app and it is one of my best purchases I’ve ever had. It endorses your running and makes you work.

The only downside is that it is fucking terrifying. One time, I was running, and got surrounded by zombies. Groaning and shuffling from all angles. And I have never ran that fast in my entire life. I completed my course(which usually takes 15 mins) in 5. I was also screaming a bit. I got some really weird looks, too.

So, morale of the story: This is a fucking scary app and I recommend it 100%.

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mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

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Anonymous asked: How do you do the shmoney?


Answer:

cosbyykidd:

smartestmanintheworld:

blackchocolategirlwonder:

cosbyykidd:

  1. throw ya hat in the air
  2. step w/ ya right foot, bend ya right knee & move ya hips to the left.
  3. step w/ ya left foot, bend ya left knee & move ya hips to the right.
  4. sway ya arms to the beat

& wallah

you successfully dancin like ya auntie at the cookout

#wallah. I love Black people.

Ummmm it is voila with a droite on the i.

thank you Siri

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